Homer Simpson tries to make a burger while he's terribly drunk. Thanks to J.D. Williams of Texas for this recipe.
Ingredients:
- 5 spice bottles
- Meat
- Garnish
Preparation:
Get blindingly drunk.Open pantry and pull out first five spice bottles with red tops.
Get meat from fridge. May have to steal from dog.
Pour generous portions of red capped spices onto meat.
Knead.
Cook.
Garnish with anything yellow. Snow not recommended.
Remember, you're drunk. It's great.
